gleeok:

i love tokay geckos because they’re always smiling and they’re also pretty much straight hate in a lizard body, they are pretty much the passive aggressive smiley face

“i wish you were dead :D”

“ahhhahaha really wow no wonder no one wants to date you C:”

“hhahaah wow you don’t have a cool bike? loser :)”

man-bro-bukkake-theater:

ivanoooze:

coagulates:

right now at this very moment i am in the lobby of my dorm witnessing two people fighting and using bible verses to back up their side.

they actually have their bibles open

o…….k….

IT’S TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DISCUSS OUR BELIEFS 

I ACTIVATE MY SPELL CARD, MONSTER REBORN

JESUS WILL BE REVIVED IN THREE TURNS